Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Have a cuppa coffee!

Is coffee good for you? If you ask me, hell yeah! Coffee is good for you! Despite what countless people say bout coffee, it's actually good for you in the long run. Especially for women.. It increases their memory power in their later years. I read this some time back and now it's proven that coffee also has antioxidant that helps with preserving the youthfulness in you! SO have a cuppa without guilt! I think anything that is overdosed is bad la.. 1-2 cups a day should be fine...!


Just read up on how a coffee is decaf.. What's the kick if you hv it decaf? haha! Anyway it's just my honest opinion, as always :)



Monday, June 29, 2009


What choices do we have in life that decides one’s fate? Even laws can be broken and people can’t cease to enjoy the amusement of tormenting others. The question here is why and what are our rights as consumers, as workers even as users? There’s always mince and channels to get back at the wronged parties. Michael Jackson was sued countless times for child molestation and such. Poor guy, he passed on a legacy and also some black episodes in his lifetime of fame and glory.

Say if a company doesn’t pay your salary, your epf, your taxable income and your social welfare fund, what do you do? Funniest bit is some companies can even deduct them from your salary slip! In Malaysia, we have labour offices that are supposed to protect the welfare of workers in the country going by the book. With the economic downturn, some companies take these opportunities to sort of, in some way or another, ‘bully’ their workers by not contributing to the appropriate parties as mentioned above.

Some don’t even pay your salary, while others simply pay them late (and I mean really late). If the head of the company thinks that by doing such things it will help save the company from closing down etc, have they ever thought of what it will being to their workers should these payment come in late? People have mouths to feed, house (or any form of shelter) to pay for, parents to care for, children to feed (relates again to the former) and many more expenses to attend for. We are good citizens. Citizens who will pay for their tax when the time comes, credit card bills’ deadline to meet and etc. Who understands us better if not ourselves? People can leave because of that.. People can also do the indescribables… Just don’t test our patience..

I’d say I’d pretty be better off being jobless than having a job that has high commitments and not accounted for in any ways. Can you expect people to work for free? For charity? I recall once of a situation where I was asked why am I leaving the company when I know the company needs me most? Answer may be very straightforward, just that by being a professional, we don’t resort to any hoo-has, any nonsense. Even when we signed the goddamn offer letter which stipulates a crazy notice period to serve upon resignation, we SHOULD by right abide to it, no matter how unprofessional people may be.

To make matters worst if you know you are doing a good job for the company, raking in mass profit to the damn company and yet get nothing in return, why the hell are you taken for granted? For pete’s sake we ain’t no working for no charity. And we aren’t related at all to the company by any ways made possible, we’re just doing our job. If we were the wives/husbands to the owner of the company filial pity will take its place, otherwise, no.. People are selfish yes, but what about those who act that way in the first place? Can I betray my family for the love of my job? Heck no! You only live once, why the hell have this digested every other day?

Crazy… 2009 has made people turn into some horrible beings that rake in nothing but selfishness.

In the US, a company can be sued for these things but in our homeland, we can only resort to the few choices made at hand, or otherwise when someone comes publically strong and voices it out over the media, only THEN, will stern action be taken against the wrong parties. Rapist get away most of the time. Murderers and murder plots get away with the law enforcement over the ability to ‘bribe’ the proper channels. Is this right? Can’t we get back what we deserve?

But whatever it takes, I will say it once, and say it clearly, as long as you have done your part right, screw those unscrupulous people who deserves what they truly deserve. For more info, please seek the labour department, EPF, Socso, Income Tax Department and also the community service people, i.e. MCA, DAP etc. Who cares who we vote for as long as those parties practice civil rights, that’s the most important thing. If you can live up to you words, you’re the soul martyr!




Some justice?-.-
Toodles…

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

No matter how unprofessional some people may be, that doesn’t give you the allowance to behave at such. I guess with the economy meltdown people resort to many deviances which could be rather damaging. Recently came across an email and I find it really amusing, it’s called the 5 minute Management Course, read on, I really like the last part:

The 5-Minute Management Course.


Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob, the next-door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great!' the husband says. 'Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2: A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized, 'Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.

Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered, 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, ' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the Winter.. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: 1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3.. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! THIS CONCLUDES THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE. Enjoy! ~